Sarcasm Is One Way Of Really Expressing How You Feel About Something Or Someone And If You Are Looking For Some Then This Is The Right Place Where You Can Check Out Our 50+ Funny Sarcastic Quotes:

Sarcasm is the tool of an adept and sharp mind able to conjure analogical similarities, juxtapositions and similarities between things to make a rather jocular or striking impression aimed mostly for fun, it’s more a taunt or satirical to stir or goad a conversation and more often is picked by only a few set more detailed enough to understand the dialogue, it might be for the aim of expressing credulity, illustrating a glaring discrepancy by guile of it’s intended meaning.

50+ funny sarcastic quotes

Though sometimes they leave a bitter taste as sarcasm often stretch to points which should not but barring that they are fun if you could make them for the genius they are an not a base for invectives and/or expletives to ruffle nerves, be it among friends or even acquaintances.

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50+ Funny Sarcastic Quotes

  1. I don’t believe in plastic surgery but I’m your case, Go ahead
  2. A: With her, I feel butterflies in my stomach
    B: Sorry brother, I think you ate some caterpillars
  3. Nothing says a happy marriage than you being on a vacation alone six months twice a year
  4. The cure to happiness is marriage, if you doubt it ask the 55 years old father
  5. Life is what suddenly happens when you are having fun
  6. Sadness is…
    Waiting for a text from someone who’s not gonna text you
  7. Daughter: Mom what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world.
    Mom: Well, I don’t know you’ll have to ask grandma
  8. I love rumours.
    I always hear interesting things about myself I never knew
  9. I’d agree with you but then we would both be wrong
  10. Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth as stupidity falls out of yours
  11. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
    Steven Wright
  12. Tell me, is being stupid a profession or your were just gifted
  13. *Startled to see something*
    Hey, is that the dress you were talking about
    Answers: No, is the dress I was not talking about
  14. Is it just me or did you think I was paying you any mind.
    I’m sorry I don’t want to give off the wrong impression
  15. Just when I thought there was no getting worse, you graduated to stupidity
  16. If I have a dollar for every smart thing you said, I’ll be poor
  17. If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
  18. A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.
  19. Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
    Cassandra Clare
  20. I would challenge you to a battle of wit but I see you are unarmed
    William Shakespeare
  21. We drink to one anothers health and spoil our own
  22. Sometimes I need what only you can provide, your absence
  23. Don’t be humble, you are not that great
    Golda Meir
  24. I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you
  25. Having knowledge is to realize that it is a one-way street and to have wisdom is to know that you need to look on both directions for it.
  26. If you want to learn new things, then stop doing it right and start doing it wrong because the best way to learn is from your mistakes.
  27. The brain is the most out standing organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth you fall in love
  28. Before falling in love remember, A girl’s mood can change in just like 0.0003 seconds.
  29. Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage.
    Ambrose Bierce
  30. I think I’m in a love triangle, I love myself, Myself loves me, Me loves I.
  31. Marriage is a romance, in which the heroine dies in the first chapter
  32. It’s easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled
    Mark Twain
  33. If you find it hard to laugh at yourself I’ll be happy to do it for you
  34. A good listener is usually thinking of something else
  35. Game over
    Thank you for playing
  36. Women don’t want to hear what you think, women wants to hear what they think in a deeper voice
  37. You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.”
    Henry Youngman
  38. Love is a trap. When it appears, we see only its light, not its shadows.”
    Paul Coelho
  39. When two Egotist meets, it’s an “I” for an “I”
  40. The journey of a thousand miles begin with a broken fan belt and leaky tire
  41. Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against against stupidity
  42. You always manage to get the award for the best at everything so long as the criteria is stupidity and dumbness
  43. I’m not searching fory other half because I’m not a half
  44. I’m Not single I’m just waiting for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek
  45. Do not touch my iPhone, it’s why it’s not called a wephone or an usphone
  46. It takes two to tango provided they know how to dance
  47. All guys are the same maybe but who asked you to try them all
    Askhole
  48. A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them
  49. I don’t hate you, I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.
  50. You were looking good from afar but now you are far from looking good
  51. Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile.
    Mahmoud Darwish

Conclusion:

Sarcastic people are more ingenious in that they are able to draw and come up with them more by ingenuity than wit as sarcasm involves, healthier brains are also one thing accrued to it as it is one immanent thing I’m almost every script writer and playwright this days.
I hope you enjoyed them and have found from this eclectic assortment one ingenious enough for use. Good luck

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