This post contains Funny Quotes About Life Lessons, life lesson quotes and many other short quotes on life itself.

Truth is life has ample lessons to teach and not a soul except if it never lived will be exempt from the lessons of life but the truth is to be alive you have to have understand what it is to really know the side of life most especially highlighted here.

Funny And Short Quotes About Life Lessons

The truth is there sometimes cannot be said as a foolproof way to life but in all we have to deal with the cards we are dealt and that is especially what life entails.

Here are some sage, funny, thought provoking and sometimes solemn lines or quotes that will help you think twice about life and what it entails;

60+ Funny And Short Quotes About Life Lessons

  1. Life is no rose
  2. Life brings only what you act and not ask
  3. In life never give up on your dreams, sleep longer
  4. Life isn’t measured by the number of breaths you take but the number of moments that take your breath away
  5. When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work
  6. The surest sign that there’s intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us
  7. I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life
  8. Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
  9. Never take life seriously, Nobody gets out alive anyway
  10. When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work
  11. Life is like a good reality TV show without a remote control
  12. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
  13. When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I’m grown up, I know I was right
  14. Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson
  15. If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling
  16. The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes
  17. The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes
  18. Whether it’s the best of times or the worst of times, it’s the only time we’ve got
  19. Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge
  20. Life is always rocky when you’re a gem
  21. Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes
  22. The surest sign that there’s intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us
  23. I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life
  24. Never take life seriously
  25. Nobody gets out alive anyway
  26. Life is about what you make of it
  27. In life is room alone for those who are strong enough to wade the vicissitudes that come with it
  28. Life is like that place the unprepared are returned as soon as they came
  29. Life is like a canvas where we carve our own essence
  30. Life is not fair but in comparison what is?
  31. When life gets you down, be like Edison and get back up 99 times
  32. Such is life, what one needs is another man’s waste
  33. Life is as a mine where  we each have to make for ourselves what we will invariably wield
  34. Life is like a blank check in which we are to write our own worth by our own actions
  35. Life comes differently to men and none of them is a free plate to happiness
  36. Life, some say is a bed of rose while some, not but life really is not a fair game
  37. Life is what makes a man of a boy
  38. Life is like a place faced with a path of plenty to choose from
  39. Three things matter most in life
  40. Diligence, Diligence, Diligence
  41. Love is that feeling when life gives you no reason to smile but you always have one to
  42. To love is to truly be alive
  43. Life is a hotch-potch of broken bottles and stones
  44. Life is like a horse of wishful thinking only this case you hop in to find to never come true the wishes
  45. What life is is all what the movies does not say
  46. Life comes at you hard so only the hard wins
  47. Life is like waking from a bad dream only this time you sleep to have to continue that dream again
  48. Life issues of it what you never expect and that’s the beauty of it
  49. Life’s motto is diligence and diligence and diligence
  50. When you are busy making plans for tomorrow, life is that reality check that hits you today
  51. Life is about creating your own moments when everything points against it
  52. Point a man who have had it so easy I’m life then he must not have lived
  53. Live life as though today is your last and tomorrow will be again your first
  54. Life is work and play and keeping your damn mouth shut
  55. The key to a lasting life is a lasting resolve
  56. When you think you deserve more than life has given you then you must not know Life
  57. Life is never fair so don’t expect it to
  58. Be as you pray you will be tomorrow, everything starts the moment you know
  59. Be as your dreams and act like it
  60. Life is what you put in it
  61. Life come like a deck of cards but seldom with the option of royalty
  62. To all, life is a grand master on the throne

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